While watching Lifetime’s A Deadly Adoption the other night, I couldn’t help but think, that escalated quickly.  Somewhere out there, Tori Spelling is taking notes and reminiscing about her days on the set of Mother May I Sleep With Danger?  In a tip of the cap to Will Ferrell, here are 20 Anchorman quotes…. 1. Ron […]

Goodfellas is the best movie of all time.  That feels good to say.  At the end of the day we’ve all wanted to know someone who lived in 2R so we could ring their buzzer, spoke like Jimmy Two-Times, told someone to go get their shinebox, and made someone dance as we fake-shot at their feet. […]

We don’t want to oversell this, but The Godfather may just be the best movie of all time.  We’ll let that sink in for a minute. This year The Godfather is celebrating its 45th anniversary.  Can you imagine?  Whether you’re a fan of the first one, the second, or the third (yes we did that in […]

The Karate Kid (1984 version, duh!) was the first movie my parents ever taped off of HBO once they bought their first VCR.  It really was simpler times.  My crazy sister and I would watch this movie over and over and over (and over) again and can pretty much recite the entire movie word-for-word.  Needless […]

We’d like to argue that the 1989 version of Batman (from Tim Burton) is the best Batman of all time.  Yeah, we said it. Plus, Michael Keaton is making a total comeback so this just seemed fitting.  While there weren’t a ton of actual killer quotes from Batman himself, Jack Nicholson as the Joker was everything. […]

This year marks the 30th anniversary of the greatest cinematic masterpiece ever created.  Yes, I am talking about CLUE: The Movie.  Unfortunately, I did not have a one of those fancy Video Cassette Recorders or VCRs as the kids call them, the first time I saw CLUE so I resorted to placing my boom box next […]

Who doesn’t like some nice and depressing love quotes, especially post Valentine’s Day?  Whether you’re in a long-term committed relationship or driving the single bus, we’ve rounded up some of the best short love quotes for him and her from the likes of movies, television and music that’ll help you determine if you’re dead inside or […]

Rodney Dangerfield goes Back to School and hilarity ensues.  Why wouldn’t it?  Also, he’s a really really good diver.  Here are the 7 Best Most moments from the comedy classic: #7. Not going to happen. #6. This is was learning looks like. #5. Now That’s What I Call a Good One-liner. #4. Let’s all just […]

Before Tom Hanks became Tom Hanks he made one of the funniest movies ever, Bachelor Party.  Tom played nice guy / bus driver Rick who has the craziest bachelor party ever.  Oh and his bride to be Debbie was played by Tawny Kitaen.  Here are the 8 greatest moments: #8. The sophisticated before the bachelor party […]

Follow Lloyd (Jim Carey) and Harry (Jeff Daniels) across the country as they try to return a suitcase to its rightful owner, Mary.  Harry and Lloyd are not the brightest duo, making their trip and eventual reunion with Mary hilarious at every turn.  Follow these quotes from their trip to Aspen from Providence. 1.  Sometimes […]

Four guys go on a bachelor party to Las Vegas.  What could possible go wrong?  In this case pretty much everything goes wrong and they barely make it back in time for the wedding.  Here are the very best quotes from The Hangover: 1.  The Wolfpack…   2.  The Actual Hangover!   3.  Doug is […]

Office Space is a comedic masterpiece.  For anyone who has ever worked in a soul crushing office, Office Space speaks the truth and speaks it hilariously.  Here are the 10 funniest and yet most depressing quotes. #10. Stop. #9. Seriously. #8. WHY?! #7. This is not helping. #6. Shouldn’t you know? #5. But. . . […]

Jeremy (Vince Vaughn) and John (Owen Wilson) embrace wedding season; in fact they make it their job to crash weddings.  So of course they wouldn’t pass up the opportunity to crash the Secretary of the Treasuries, daughter’s wedding.  They break their own rules and the hilarity ensues. 1.  Hopefully we get all hopped up and […]

Try as he might, John Cusack as Lane Meyer in Better Off Dead is really Better Off Dead.  Here are 8 of the funniest reason’s he should be put out of his misery. #8. Because he’s sweaty. #7. Because even killing himself backfires. #6. Because skiing is fun. #5. Because skiing on one ski is […]

Some of Bill Murray’s funniest quotes come from the classic What About Bob?   Bob is probably the smartest and stupidest, sweetest and most annoying person you will ever meet, which makes him the perfect role for the comic genius Bill Murray.  And Richard Dreyfuss is flawless as the world’s most pompous psychiatrist.  Here are 8 […]

The second best golf movie behind, Caddyshack, Happy Gilmore starts out on the ice where Happy goes from hockey player to golfer.  One of the funniest sports movies of all time! 1.  That wasn’t very nice…   2.  ‘Till the Night Closes In!   3.  No, I Don’t Hate You.   4.  Hey Mister, You […]

Weekend at Bernie’s is an informative movie; especially if you are are going to your boss’s beach house for the weekend and he happens to die.  Larry and Richard are still able to make a nice weekend of the whole situation… 1.  I always thought trains were safer than planes? Actually a plane fell on […]

Animal House changed the way we looked at college and defined the toga party forever.  It took John Belushi from SNL to the movie screen and launched Kevin Bacon’s career.  Oh, and just about every scene is hysterically funny…. 1.  When you are in BIG trouble.   2.  Only we can talk to our pledges that […]

Eddie Murphy was the funniest man in the world for many years, Beverly Hills Cop happened to be filmed during that era.  A quintessential Eighties action-comedy movie; here are some of the best quotes from the movie as gif’s: 1.  Serge.   2.  The Beverly Hills Hotel: Peaches, Plumbs and Bananas!   3.  The banana […]

There is no reason My Cousin Vinny should be as good as it is.  Somehow it transcends.  Maybe’s it’s Marissa Tomei’s Oscar winning performance as Mona Lisa Vitoor or Ralph Macchio’s comeback as Bill Gambini or everyone’ favorite clown Joe Pesci as Cousin Vinny.   But in reality it’s just ridiculously funny and another gift from […]

Funny movie quotes are not hard to find in the Will Farrell classic Step Brothers.  Surprisingly, John C. Reilly might be the funniest of the two Step Brothers.  Here are a few of the best quotes: 1.  Because getting grounded is the worst.   2.  Manscaping.   3.  High School can be so cruel.   […]

The Cold War is over but it is still funny to laugh about the probability of Mutual Assured Destruction.  Chevy Chase and Dan Aykroyd show us that espionage is not that easy.  Here are the best quotes from Spies Like Us:   1.  Humor Can Diffuse Any Tense Situation.   2.  Dancing Works in a […]

Point Break is both the best and the worst movie at the same time and that is reason enough to love it.  Staying with that theme these are some of the best and worst quotes from Point Break: 1.  One is never enough.   2.  This is before the Matrix so he has a point. […]

The Big Lebowski  is truly one amazingly long quote, making it difficult to hand-pick the best lines.  Here are a few of the best quotes from The Dude (Jeff Bridges) and Walter (John Goodman).  Pour yourself a White Russian and enjoy… 1.  If someone pissed on your rug you would be angry too.   2.  The Dude […]

Strange Brew is the best movie to ever come out of Canada.  I know that is not saying much but, still, it is truly a masterpiece.  Here are 11 of the most unforgettable moments of the Canadian Citizen Kane. #11. Best.  Opening.  Ever. #10. This Should work Every time. #9. Sage advice #8. Hmmmmm #7. doughnuts […]

While Fletch the novel was left out of our list of the Best Books of All Time; Fletch remains an all-time classic movie.  It is Chevy Chase in his prime and maybe at his finest.  Here are 11 classic lines in the form of gifs:   1.  Still true today, it is all ball bearings.   2. […]

One of Bill Murray’s best movie, Groundhog Day is a true comic masterpiece. Thank you Harold Ramis. Oddly enough a movie about reliving the same day over and over again, gets funnier and funnier every time you watch it. Here are some of the best moments to relive and relive and relive. #1. Again! 2. […]

Eddie Murphy who is an African Prince and Arsenio Hall his Assistant come to America, specifically Queens, in 1983.  Eddie Murphy hopes to find his future wife in America which is not as easy as he expected – there should be more Queens in Queens.  Here are the 8 best quotes from Coming to America: […]

Caddyshack is the best golf movie of all time; not that there is a lot of competition in the genre.  Either way it has left us the joy of some amazingly timeless quotes.  Plus only good things come from a movie with Chevy Chase, Bill Murray and Rodney Dangerfield. Here are the 12 best quotes […]

Back to the Future is not only the funniest, most exciting, and strangely realistic movie ever made about time travel it is also one of the most quotable.  Michael J. Fox gives a career making role as the lovable Marty McFly.  Here are the 7 best moments and quotes. 1. Yes. 1.21 Gigawatts 2. Before Wayne […]

Trading Places with Eddie Murphy and Dan Aykroyd is a hysterical movie; as an added bonus you can learn about Commodities Markets and Short Selling.  So if you are thinking about investing in Pork Bellies or Frozen Concentrated Orange juice, this is the movie for you. 1.  I can see…I have legs! 2.  You want […]

The Blues Brothers started as a Saturday Night Live musical sketch by Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi before becoming a movie in 1980.  Still one of the best car chase scenes in a movie ever as Jake and Elwood Blues terrorize Chicago. 1.  You have filthy mouths and bad attitudes… 2.  Yea – lots of […]

Will Ferrell can do no wrong. He is kind of a big deal. Enjoy these hilarious moments with a nice glass of scotch. Scotch. Scotch. Scotch.  

Chevy Chase is a national treasure. From Fletch to all of the vacation movies to Community, Chevy Chase never fails to make us laugh. His dry, sardonic, and self-effacing comedy is one of kind. Here are a few of his funniest moments.  (Note:  This list could have gone on and on.)  

Bill Murray is not only one of the funniest men ever to be in the movies, he is also one of the best actors.  Here are nine of his funniest and yet most poignant moments ever captured on film. #9. Not quite out of nowhere.  He is a national treasure.   #8. Always.   #7. […]

The highest-grossing comedy of 1998 There’s Something About Mary made Ben Stiller and Cameron Diaz stars and gave us some of the funniest movie quotes of all time.   Bobby and Peter Farrelly’s masterpiece reinvented the romantic comedy for a new generation and is funnier today than when it first come out.  Here are the 10 […]

We couldn’t love Betty White any more than we already do.  And by “we” I of course mean “all the world” and most likely some other planets where they’re just starting to get ‘The Golden Girls.’  Betty is a young and feisty 95 years old, has the longest television career of any female entertainer, and has […]

Sure you’ve watched Mean Girls tens of thousands of times.  Sure you can quote it with your eyes closed and your hands over your ears.  Sure you own a couple of t-shirts with “On Wednesdays We Wear Pink” and an iPhone case that says “Fetch.”  But have you shared these quotes with all your friends […]

Pulp Fiction came out 23 years ago.  So now how old do we all feel?  We remember sneaking into the movies to see it (and then renting the ‘tape’ dozens of times.  We probably didn’t understand half of what was happening or why…but we just knew we totally loved it.  We weren’t supposed to, we just did.  Our favorites […]

Hot Tub Time Machine reminds us all why 1986 was both an awesome and terrible terrible year.  It is also an underrated Chevy Chase movie.  Here are the 9 best scenes from Hot Tub Time Machine. 1.  It’s not about losing weight, it is about a lifestyle change.   2.  It’s only pee. Relax. It’s […]

Sure it scares us the Erin Brockovich movie came out 17 years ago (2000) and, sure that makes us pretty old, but not a day goes by when we’re not thinking of one of the fiery quotes that came out of Julia Roberts mouth all throughout the movie all whilst sporting outfits that reminded us […]

The original Poltergeist written by Steven Spielberg, yes that Steven Spielberg, is still one of the scariest movies I’ve ever seen.  Besides just being visually frightening, the idea that you aren’t safe in your home still freaks me out. Relive the horror of the 8 scariest moments below: The first time a TV became actually […]

There has never been a teen movie as frightening as War Games.  And, the movie, about the time Matthew Broderick almost caused World War 3, is as relevant as ever. Here are 8 of the funniest and scariest moments of this lighthearted teen comedy about Thermal Nuclear War. (I have a feeling we might start seeing […]

Maybe you are looking for some advice on how to give a good wedding speech? Or maybe you are looking to join a fraternity? Even better, maybe you are looking to start a fraternity in your 40’s? Look no further to wise and wonderful Old School. 1.  You take the early flight back from San […]

Spaceballs is considered by most people to be the best Star Wars spoof ever created!  It is hard to pick the very best quotes from Spaceballs but here are some of the funniest scenes as gifs. 1.  Barf and Lone Starr   2.  Pizza The Hutt   3.  I’m Surrounded By A**holes   4.  The […]

In the 80’s and early 90’s Shelly Long could do no wrong (minus that whole ‘leaving Cheers’ situation).  Growing up my sister may or may not have watched Troop Beverly Hills upwards of 10,000 times.  Therefore, I watched it 10,001 times (once I just watched it myself).  From a young Tori Spelling cameo to Shelly […]

Waiting for Guffman is the funniest movie ever made about community theatre and Christopher Guest is a genius.  Every single time I watch this I still hold out hope that he will actually show up. #1 Meet your Director   #2 The Auditions   #3 The Rehearsal   #4 Supporting Your fellow Thespian   #5 Living the […]

Well folks, it’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for.  The “Full House” reboot “Fuller House” debuted on Netflix and half the country just finished their obligatory binge-watch.  Truth be told, I watched.  But, don’t judge me because I strictly watched just to see if anyone would bring Papouli back from the dead.  Sadly, they […]

The very best movie ever to be made about a waterboy is The Waterboy.  One of Adam Sandler’s funniest movies, The Waterboy tells the harrowing story of a young man who follows his dream to become a waterboy. #9 Taking pride in your job is always important   #8 Always believe in yourself.   #7 truth.   #6 #parenting […]