…because it’s not quite Halloween until you watch the classic Hocus Pocus a dozen times. I mean, how many times can you really watch it when ABC Family plays it throughout October? 10? 50? 4,590 times? Yes to all of those numbers. Bette Middler, Sarah Jessica Parker and Kathy Najimy provided some of the best quotes for millennials to date. Is that me? It’s probably you. Here’s our favorite quotes, gifs and scenes (and merch!) from Hocus Pocus:
1. Oh look. Another glorious morning. Makes me sick!
2. You know, I’ve always wanted a child. And now I think I’ll have one. On toast!!
3. Amuck. Amuck! Amuck! Amuck! (hit to the stomach)
4. I am beautiful! Boys will love me!
5. Max likes your yabbos. In fact, he loves them!
6. I am calm!!!
7. Couldn’t you forget about being a cool teenager just for one night?
8. Hang him on a hook and let me play with him!
9. It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus (bonus points for saying the movie title in the movie!)
Fun Hocus Pocus merch for the ultimate fan!
10. This is….This is terribly uncomfortable.
11. I put a spell on you and now your mine (always best in song)
12. My lucky rat tail!!
13. Hi! Hello Billy!
14. A virgin lit the candle.
13. I suggest we form a calming circle.
14. STOOOOOOOOOP!
15. I smell children!
16. (Go to hell!) Oh, I’ve been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely.
17. Why was I cursed with such idiot sisters?!
And some of our favorite looks:
Funko Hocus Pocus Pop Figures – Shop It Here
Because we can’t get enough!
Hocus Pocus Pop Up Card – Shop It Here
We love the ideas of sending these out to our best pals.
It’s Just A Bunch Of Hocus Pocus T-Shirt – Shop It Here
Because it’s not spooky season without the Sanderson sisters.
Hocus Pocus Soup Mug with Spoon – Shop It Here
Fill up with your cereal, soup, or ice cream of choice!
Hocus Pocus Socks – Shop It Here
Cute and cozy? We’re in!
Witches Broom Pens (24 Count) – Shop It Here
Perfect for a Hocus Pocus themed party (or to hand out to your co-workers, let’s be real).
Stickers! – Shop It Here
This is perfect for our morning coffee. Actually we’ll take any of these cute stickers!
Hocus Pocus Calendar – Shop It Here
Keep things in order for the last few months of 2022, and all of 2022
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