This year marks the 30th anniversary of the greatest cinematic masterpiece ever created.  Yes, I am talking about CLUE: The Movie.  Unfortunately, I did not have a one of those fancy Video Cassette Recorders or VCRs as the kids call them, the first time I saw CLUE so I resorted to placing my boom box next to the TV so I could tape the entire movie and listen to it at my leisure.  There is so much wrong with sentence.

On the plus side, to this day, I can recite the entire movie from beginning to end.

To celebrate its 30th anniversary, here are the 10 best quotes:

1.  That was his job, he was an illusionist.

2. His head had been cut off.  So had his…you know.

3.  Maybe they’ll just go away?

4.  It was a matter of life after death.  Now that he’s dead, I have a life.

5.  Even if you were right, that would be 1 + 1 +2 + 1, not 1 + 2 + 1 + 1.

6.  Mrs Peacock was a man?!

7.  It’s a vicious lie!

8.  It’s you and me, honeybunch.

Best Pickup Line Ever.

 9.  I’m Not Shouting!!

10.  It, it.  The f…it…flam…flames.  Flames, on the side of my face.

Best ad-lib of all time.  I could watch an entire movie of just this.

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