While watching Lifetime’s A Deadly Adoption the other night, I couldn’t help but think, that escalated quickly. Somewhere out there, Tori Spelling is taking notes and reminiscing about her days on the set of Mother May I Sleep With Danger? In a tip of the cap to Will Ferrell, here are 20 Anchorman quotes….
Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?
Ron Burgundy: Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
Brian Fantana: They’ve done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale’s vagina.
Ron Burgundy: You stay classy, San Diego. I’m Ron Burgundy?
Brian Fantana: She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.
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Brick Tamland: Where’d you get your clothes… from the… toilet store?
Brian Fantana: Hey, you’re making me look stupid. Get out of here, Panda Jerk!
Ron Burgundy: Knights of Columbus, that hurt!
Ron Burgundy: Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?
Ron Burgundy: Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island?
Ron Burgundy: [answering the phone] “Hello? Who’s there, I’m talkin? Hello? Who is this? Baxter… is that you? Baxter! Bark twice if you’re in Milwaukee… Is this Wilt Chamberlain? Have the courage to say something! Hello?
Ron Burgundy: Um, Brick, before I let you go, are you still having your celebrity golf tournament?
Brick Tamland: Um, no, no. Too many people died last year, so we’re not gonna.
Veronica Corningstone: Oh Ron, there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that I love you.
Ron Burgundy: Son of a bee-sting!
Ron Burgundy: Sweet Lincoln’s mullet!
Ron Burgundy: [to Veronica Corningstone after they go off the air] You’re a real hooker. I’m gonna slap you in public.
Ron Burgundy: By the beard of Zeus!
Ron Burgundy: I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the baby maker.
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Says “I’m kind of a big deal”, “I’m in a glass case of emotion!,” and “You stay classy San Diego.”
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