9 Best Quotes from There’s Something About Mary

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The highest-grossing comedy of 1998 There’s Something About Mary made Ben Stiller and Cameron Diaz stars and gave us some of the funniest movie quotes of all time.   Bobby and Peter Farrelly’s masterpiece reinvented the romantic comedy for a new generation and is funnier today than when it first come out.  Here are the 10 best moments:


This is not going to end well.


Franks and Beans! Franks and Beans!


Well Played.




Classic Matt Dillon




And this is how you eavesdrop.


Yes he said goofy bastards.


Nope.  Not even close.