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The 18 Best Quotes from Goodfellas

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Goodfellas is the best movie of all time.  That feels good to say.  At the end of the day we’ve all wanted to know someone who lived in 2R so we could ring their buzzer, spoke like Jimmy Two-Times, told someone to go get their shinebox, and made someone dance as we fake-shot at their feet.  To celebrate this movie here’s our 18 favorite quotes of Goodfellas.

1.  As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.

2.  Now go home and get your fuckin’ shinebox.

3.  Yeah, I’m crazy.  Crazy enough to kill the both of you.

4.  Never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut.

5.  I’ll get the papers, get the papers. (Jimmy Two-Times FTW!)


6.  Go F**k Your Mother.

7.  I’m funny how?  Funny, like, I’m a clown?  I amuse you?

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8.  You fuckin’ varmit! Dance.  Dance! Yahoo!  Ya motherfucker!

9.  Alright, so he got shot in the foot.  What is it, a big fuckin’ deal?

10.  Shit, shit, shit shit.

11.  I’m going to tell everyone who walks into this building that in 2R, Rossi, you are nothing but a whore!

12.  Bing?  What are you doing here?  I thought I told you to go fuck your mother?

13.  I know there are women, like my best friends, who would have gotten out of there the minute their boyfriend gave them a gun to hide.  But I didn’t.  I got to admit the truth, it turned me on.

14.  Don’t be immoral with the money, do what’s right, you understand?

15.  Some women would have left the minute their boyfriend gave them a gun to hide.

16.  Why don’t you get yourself a nice girl?

17.  Jimmy was the kind of guy who rooted for the bad guys in the movies.

18.  Morrie’s wigs don’t come off!


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