The Funniest Quotes and Moments from Better Off Dead

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Try as he might, John Cusack as Lane Meyer in Better Off Dead is really Better Off Dead.  Here are 8 of the funniest reason’s he should be put out of his misery.


Because he’s sweaty.


Because even killing himself backfires.


Because skiing is fun.


Because skiing on one ski is not smart.


Because he has to wear this.


Because these guys are not impressed.


Because he is not very organized or good with chalk.


Because he owes this kid money.