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Try as he might, John Cusack as Lane Meyer in Better Off Dead is really Better Off Dead. Here are 8 of the funniest reason’s he should be put out of his misery.
#8.
Because he’s sweaty.
#7.
Because even killing himself backfires.
#6.
Because skiing is fun.
#5.
Because skiing on one ski is not smart.
#4.
Because he has to wear this.
#3.
Because these guys are not impressed.
#2.
Because he is not very organized or good with chalk.
#1.
Because he owes this kid money.
