The Best Quotes from Dumb and Dumber

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Follow Lloyd (Jim Carey) and Harry (Jeff Daniels) across the country as they try to return a suitcase to its rightful owner, Mary.  Harry and Lloyd are not the brightest duo, making their trip and eventual reunion with Mary hilarious at every turn.  Follow these quotes from their trip to Aspen from Providence.

1.  Sometimes Hot Peppers Can Kill…


2.  Tick Tack Sir?


3.  The Most Annoying Sound in The World…


4.  Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself!


5.  He Must Work Out.


6.  Sometimes You Need to Treat Yourself to a Pedicure.


7.  The Toilet Doesn’t Flush!


8.  Just Give Me the Damn Number.


9.  Nice Set of Hooters You Got There…


10.  The End.