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13 Best Batman Quotes of All Time

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We’d like to argue that the 1989 version of Batman (from Tim Burton) is the best Batman of all time.  Yeah, we said it. Plus, Michael Keaton is making a total comeback so this just seemed fitting.  While there weren’t a ton of actual killer quotes from Batman himself, Jack Nicholson as the Joker was everything.  Here’s the 13 best quotes from Batman:

1.  You Wanna Get Nuts?  C’Mon, Let’s Get Nuts!!

2.  Tell Me Something, My Friend, Have You Ever Danced With the Devil in the Pale Moonlight?

3.  I’m Batman.

4.  Never Rub Another Man’s Rhubarb!

5.  You’re Insane!

6.  Where Does He Get Those Wonderful Toys?

7.  This Town Needs An Enema!

8.  As My Plastic Surgeon Always Says; If you Gotta Go, Go With a Smile.

9.  The Pen is Truly Mightier Than the Sword.

10.  Do I Look Like I’m Joking?

11.  I Thought I Was a Pisces.

12.  If You Could See Inside, I’m Really Crying.

13.  Boo!

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