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19 Best Quotes from A Christmas Story

Updated: December 3, 2020 By: Patrick

A Christmas Story Quotes

Because ‘A Christmas Story’ will never get old to us.  Ever.  We typically say “It was soap….poisoning!” just about every time we wash out hands and, of course, “It’s a major award!” every time our Amazon delivery shows up.  At the end of the day, we were all Ralphie and Christmas really was the most magical time of the year, with the biggest letdowns.

Enjoy the holiday season with some of the best quotes from “A Christmas Story” as told by gifs.  On the double, Ralphie!

1.

I triple dog dare you!


2.

It was soap…poisoning!


3.

No, no!  I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model


4.

Oh fuuuuuudddddggeeee!


5.

Stuck!  Stuck!  Stuuuuuuck!


6.

I can’t get up!  I can’t get uuuuup!


7.

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.  Ovaltine?


8.

Son of a bitch!


9.

Shut up.


10.

P.S., You’ll Shoot Your Eye Out!


11.

Only I didn’t say fudge.  I said THE word.  The big one.  The queen mother of dirty words.  The F*** word.


12.

It’s a major award!


13.

Show me how the piggies eat!


14.

I can’t put my arms down!


15.

Fra-gee-lay.  Must be Italian!


16.

Oh my God I shot my eye out!


17.

Come on, cry baby.  Cry for me.  Come on!


18.

Isn’t that cute!?


19.

Ho, Ho, Ho.


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