It had the great stars of film and screen, no plot to speak of, and some of the oddest moments ever captured on film. Here are the top 9 reasons why Amazon Women on the Moon is a true masterpiece.

#9

Watching Arsenio Hall have a really bad day just makes me have a good one.

#8

How Don “no soul” Simmons used his disability to his advantage.

#7

Michelle Pfeiffer’s Mr. Potato Head Baby

#6

I knew it!  Jack the Ripper was the Loch Ness Monster

#5

The Actual Amazon Women on the Moon

#4

Personalized video dating taken to the next level

#3

Hairlooming

 

#2

A very confused “Invisible” Man played by Ed Begley jr.

#1

Harvey Pitnik’s funeral roast