Pretty much every single line uttered in So I Married An Axe Murderer is absolute perfection.  It is Mike Myers as what I imagine he is like in real life but funnier plus his insane yet lovable Scottish father and poor, poor unappreciated Head.

Turn off the Bay City Rollers, say a little prayer for Ralph Eliot, and check out 8 of the best quotes.

#8

Not to mention that he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly.

#7

Poor Head.

#6

Yes It does

#5

Best argument over a check ever.

#4

Works every time

#3

I love Vicky.  He’s a great guy.  He’s the Best.

#2

Poor Head one last time.

#1

To this day, this is how I know I’m at a good party.

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