The Best Quotes from So I Married an Axe Murderer

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Pretty much every single line uttered in So I Married An Axe Murderer is absolute perfection.  It is Mike Myers as what I imagine he is like in real life but funnier plus his insane yet lovable Scottish father and poor, poor unappreciated Head.

Turn off the Bay City Rollers, say a little prayer for Ralph Eliot, and check out 8 of the best quotes.


Not to mention that he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly.


Poor Head.


Yes It does


Best argument over a check ever.


Works every time


I love Vicky.  He’s a great guy.  He’s the Best.


Poor Head one last time.


To this day, this is how I know I’m at a good party.

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