…because, let’s face it, how many more times do us guys really need to hear this!? (But First: Click Here to Join Us on Facebook!)
1. When are You Going to Have a Baby?
Oh. Wait.
2. You Should Really Start to Think About Freezing Your Sperm.
Oh. Wait.
3. Is He Being a ‘Groomzilla?’
Oh. Wait.
4. How Often Do You Have to Cover Your Grays?
Oh. Wait.
5. Will You Still Go Back to Work After the Baby?
Oh. Wait.
6. When are You Going to Get Married?
Oh. Wait.
7. Don’t You Hate How Everything is Starting to Droop?
Oh. Wait.
8. You Thinking of Doing a Little Botox or Fillers?
Oh. Wait.
9. One Year Closer to Becoming that Cat Lady!
Oh. Wait.
10. Your Metabolism Just Starts Slowing Down At This Point.
Oh. Wait.
11. Shouldn’t You Start Dressing Your Age?
Oh. Wait.
12. Are You Going to Keep It?
Oh. Wait.
13. Are You Counting Points?
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14. Do You Think At This Point You Really Can Have It All?
Oh. Wait.
That’s right. We don’t. Maybe women shouldn’t have to either.
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