As the great Keanu Reeves said in Parenthood, “You need a license to buy a dog, or drive a car. Hell, you need a license to catch a fish! But they’ll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father.” Based on these insane pregnancy announcements (yes that’s a real thing) truer words were never uttered. I apologize in advance for slide #12.
So, instead of wasting time creating a ridiculous or embarrassing pregnancy announcement, I’ve decided I’m going to use the time wisely by buttering up friends and family so they are willing to babysit. In the long run, this seems like a much more effective use of my time. That Reminds me, Uncle Patrick, Uncle Ross, have I told you how awesome you are lately?