Well folks, apparently it’s the final sign of ‘end of days’ because Honey Boo Boo (Alana Thompson) has just released her first pop/rap combo song and video titled, “Movin’ Up.” Where is Kim Davis when you need her?! We double dog dare you to watch this video and listen to Honey Boo Boo basically scream-sing lyrics like a modern day Sam Kinison all whilst Mama June, Pumpkin and Sugar Bear awkwardly dance in the background (and frontground!). Check if out here:
To make matters worse. Much worse. Apparently Alana and company are trying to reinvent “Do the Bartman” but their spin on it is to sing “Do the Honey Boo Boo bop!” It’s basically like the poor mans version of that signature move that Beyonce does, which I firmly believe is just to shake the loose change out of her pockets. Either way, it’s heaven on earth. If this doesn’t, at the least, get Mama June on next season’s Dancing With the Stars, nothing will. Also, remember when Rosie O’Donnell called Honey Boo Boo this generations Shirley Temple? Uh, sure.