10 Best Lines from Alanis Morissette Songs

It is difficult to narrow down the very best lines from Alanis Morissette songs.  After all, she is the queen of great lyrics.  But here goes:


“It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife”



“I might want to marry you one day if you watch that weight and keep your firm body”



“You’ve never met anyone who is as negative as I am sometimes”



“Here can you handle this?  . . . Did you think about your bills, your ex, your deadlines or when you think you’re gonna die”


“And every time I scratch my nails down someone else’s back.  I hope you feel it…well can you feel it”



“I don’t want to be your glass of single malt whiskey hidden in the bottom drawer”



“Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you.”



“How about them transparent dangling carrots”



“My sweater is on backwards and inside out and you say how appropriate”



“Is she perverted like me? Would she go down on you in a theater?”