10 Reasons Why Shawshank is the Best Movie Ever Made

Somehow The Shawshank Redemption lost the best picture to Forrest Gump.  All I can say is: I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope the Academy fixes that horrible […]

Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now – The Best Moments from Mannequin

Let ’em say we’re crazy, I don’t care about that – Mannequin is the best movie ever made about a department store mannequin who comes to life in the 80s. If she didn’t come to life later, this would be so sad.   Did that guy just call himself an dummy?   If that actually happened […]

8 Reasons Why He-Man is the Best Cartoon Ever Made

Because He-Man is the Man. 1. He is the most powerful man in the Universe. Oh, you’re King of the planet?  That’s Nice.  I’m the most powerful man in the Universe!   2. His Twin Sister was hot Plus she rode around on a unicorn.   3. He had the best pet I mean he named […]

The Greatest Moments from Dirty Dancing

For Dirty Dancing the best moments last long as the mountains stand.  I still have no idea what this movie is about or why it is so good but it just is.  Here are some moments that I expect to never ever see in another movie. #1. When two ladies danced in front of me […]

The 5 Best Mike Myers Saturday Night Live Characters of All Time

Mike Myers is one of the funniest cast members in the history of Saturday Night Live.  It was tough to narrow down, but here are his greatest Characters of All Time. #5. Dieter “Now is the time on Sprockets where we dance!” #4 Linda Richman “I’m a little verklempt – Talk amongst yourselves – I’ll give you a topic, The […]

The Best Quotes and Moments from Strange Brew Eh

Strange Brew is the best movie to ever come out of Canada.  I know that is not saying much but, still, it is truly a masterpiece.  Here are 11 of the most unforgettable moments of the Canadian Citizen Kane. #11. Best.  Opening.  Ever. #10. This Should work Every time. #9. Sage advice #8. Hmmmmm #7. doughnuts […]

The 10 Best Real Genius Moments That Made Me Even Smarter

The best movie about obnoxious geniuses ever made shows us that being smart is good, but having fun is gooder.  Here are some of the 10 best quotes and scenes from the Val Kilmer classic Real Genius #10 Ice Halls! #9 They are geniuses after all. . . #8 Fun slippers look smart #7 Geniuses ask […]

7 Reasons Why Airplane II The Sequel is Better than the Original

The jokes are funnier, the situation is more dramatic, and we’re not in the past anymore, Elaine. This… is the FUTURE.  Here are the 7 best reasons why Airplane II is actually better than the original Airplane. 7. Coffee is very important 6. There are vacuums in space 5. Otto got lucky. 4. Because the Enterprise Showed […]

The 9 Best Quotes from Austin Powers

Do these quotes make you laugh baby?  Do they?  Well they should.  After all it’s Mike Myers in the role his was born to play – Austin Powers AND Dr. Evil.  Okay so technically that’s two roles but he was born to play both these roles at the same time in the same movie. Here are 9 of […]

The Best Moments from Fast Times at Ridgemont High

To this day Fast Times at Ridgemont High is the best and most realistic portrayal of the american teen ever captured on film. Every great teen movie that came out after owes a little something to Amy Heckerling’s masterpiece.  Here are 10 moments that capture its greatness. 1. That font! plus “We got the beat” by the Go-Gos […]

The 10 Most Underrated Movies of All Time

These movies are so good you probably never heard of the them. 10. Dead Again Murder Mystery, Past Lives, Love Story, and Scissors – what is there not to love?   9. Lars and The Real Girl Not what you expect at all – it’s an incredibly moving story about the goodness in everyday people. Really.   8. […]

The 10 Best Quotes from The Rocky Horror Picture Show

It’s amazing that this movie is more than 40 years old.  After all these years, it still seems ahead of its time.  Rocky Horror is way more than its quotes and narrowing this list down to just 10 was quite difficult.  But here goes. 10. I am on the edge of my seat. 9. So True.   8. […]

The Funniest Lines From Christmas Vacation

Arguably the best of all the vacation movies and one of the best Christmas Movies of all time, Christmas Vacation starring Chevy Chase as Clark W. Griswold is a true holiday masterpiece. #10 Well said.   #9 Seasons Greetings to All!   #8 The Scariest of all the Christmas animals.   #7 There is a nip […]

The Best Dowager Quotes from Downton Abbey

Because Maggie Smith is a national treasure (and yes I realize she’s from England) here are 9 of Violet Crawley, Dowager Countess of Grantham, finest gems.  Wisdom has never been more sassy. #9 Gold.   #8 Imagine what would she think of websites.   #7 Ouch!   #6 So good.   #5 Amen.   #4 Truth.   #3 Sage advice […]