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The Very Best Quotes from Beetlejuice

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For everyone who’s ever chickened out before saying the third “Beetlejuice” or started each and every day with “It’s showtime!” we’re proud to present you the 14 best quotes from one of the best movies of all time (ALL TIME); Beetlejuice.  Oh, and they’re in no particular order so you can rate them yourself?

1.  I attended Juilliard.  I’m a graduate of Harvard Business School.  I travel extensively.  I lived through the Black Plague.

2.  I myself…and strange and unusual.

3.  Go ahead.  Make my millennium!

4.  (Classic)  Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice….Beetlejuice!

5.  It’s showtime!!

6.  Never trust the living!

7.  I’ve seen the Exorcist about 167 times and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it!

8.  If I knew then what I know now I would’t have had my little accident.

9.  A little gasoline…blowtorch…no problem.

10.  Day-O.  Day-O.  Daylight come and me wanna go home.

11.  You bunch of losers!!

12.  My whole lift is a dark room.  One…big…dark…room.

13.  I will go insane and I will take you with me!

14.  Nice f***ing model!

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