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The 12 Best Scenes From Dazed and Confused

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A young Matthew McConaughey and Ben Affleck guide us through the last day of school in Texas, 1976.  Dazed and Confused has it all – sex, drugs and rock & roll.  More than anything, it has some hilarious scenes.  Here are a few of the best:


1.  You know my little brother?…Well, take it easy on him this summer will ya.


2.  Mitchy. Mitchy, mitchy, mitchy…


3.  Okay guys, one more thing, this summer when you’re being inundated with all this American bicentennial Fourth Of July brouhaha, don’t forget what you’re celebrating, and that’s the fact that a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic, white males didn’t want to pay their taxes.


4.  Mom!


5.  Listen up freshman bitches! One….Two…Three…….AIR RAID!!!


6.  Say, man, you got a joint?…No, not on me, man…It’d be a lot cooler if you did.


7.  You cool man?…Like how?…Ok.


8. Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin’ right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We’re talkin’ some fuckin’ muscle.


9.  That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.


10.  Alright, alright, alright.


11.  Check ya later…


12.  You gotta do what Randall Pink Floyd wants to do man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they’re gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin’ man, L-I-V-I-N.