It is hard to believe that Tommy Boy is now over 20 years old.  Chris Farley (RIP) and David Spade are the perfect team.  There isn’t a bad scene in the entire movie, here are some of the best:

1.  We’re family, we’re going to be doing lots of dumb stuff together. Wait ’til Christmas.

 

2.  Do you validate?

 

3.  You can get a good look at a butcher’s ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn’t you rather to take his word for it?

 

4.  My dad just died, we just killed Bambi, I’m out here getting my ass kicked and every time I drive down the road I wanna jerk the wheel into a Goddamn bridge abutment!

 

5.  It’s Alive!.

 

6.  Fat guy in a little coat. Fat guy in a little coat.

 

7.  Right here. Not here or here so much. Right here.

 

8.  Housekeeping…

 

9.  Ok, folks, the guy in front of you is Tommy, he’s gonna be taking you through my little spiel here. Tommy is a Scorpio, he likes biking and he’s never been laid.

 

10.  The End…