The 13 Best Quotes From The Big Lebowski

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The Big Lebowski  is truly one amazingly long quote, making it difficult to hand-pick the best lines.  Here are a few of the best quotes from The Dude (Jeff Bridges) and Walter (John Goodman).  Pour yourself a White Russian and enjoy…

1.  If someone pissed on your rug you would be angry too.


2.  The Dude is just trying to have a good time and go bowling.


3.  He is still a pederast.


4.  Not a drop of the White Russian wasted.


5.  The Dude can be sympathetic, under the right circumstances. 


6.  The Dude is a pacifist.
Walter Sobchak: You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in ‘Nam of course.
The Dude: Then you know he’s got emotional problems, man.
Walter Sobchak: You mean… beyond pacifism?


7.  Little Larry is winning 1-0 over Walter.


8.  The Dude loves a good bubble bath.


9.  Walter does not roll on Shabbos.


10.  Because none of us really belongs in Malibu.


11.  This is just the truth.


12.  Obviously you’re not a golfer.


Bonus: Maybe one of the greatest movie scenes of all time.