The Big Lebowski  is truly one amazingly long quote, making it difficult to hand-pick the best lines.  Here are a few of the best quotes from The Dude (Jeff Bridges) and Walter (John Goodman).  Pour yourself a White Russian and enjoy…

1.  If someone pissed on your rug you would be angry too.

2.  The Dude is just trying to have a good time and go bowling.

3.  He is still a pederast.

4.  Not a drop of the White Russian wasted.

5.  The Dude can be sympathetic, under the right circumstances. 

6.  The Dude is a pacifist.
Walter Sobchak: You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in ‘Nam of course.
The Dude: Then you know he’s got emotional problems, man.
Walter Sobchak: You mean… beyond pacifism?

7.  Little Larry is winning 1-0 over Walter.

8.  The Dude loves a good bubble bath.

9.  Walter does not roll on Shabbos.

10.  Because none of us really belongs in Malibu.

11.  This is just the truth.

12.  Obviously you’re not a golfer.

Bonus: Maybe one of the greatest movie scenes of all time.