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How YOU Doin’? 20 Friends Quotes that Still Won’t Answer the Age Old Question…

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…Is there gonna be a reunion?  It’s been 11+ years since Friends went off the air and people are still asking this question.  I’ll bet “The Rachel” that the American people will never get an answer.  Thankfully, we can relive the late 90’s and early 00’s through the wonderful world of syndication.  And while you’re at it, check out some of the best gifts for your best friends they’ll probably never be on a break with.  Check out 20 quotes that still make us laugh today…


Ross: Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-alike contest and won!

Chandler:  Ross came fourth and cried!


{To Ross}

Chandler: You know if you’re not careful, you may not get married at all this year.


Ross: I went to the tanning place your wife suggested.

Chandler: Was that place the sun?


Phoebe: I think the most romantic song is the one that Elton John wrote for that guy from “Who’s the Boss?”

Monica: Which one was that?

Phoebe: You know, uh, “Hold me closer, Tony Danza…”


Chandler: Hey, you know, I have had it with you guys and your “cancer” and your “emphysema” and your “heart disease.” The bottom line is smoking is cool and you know it.


Reporter: I like that.  What’s your name?

Phoebe: Phoebe. That’s, P, as in Phoebe, H, as in hoebe, O as in oebe, E, as in ebe, B, as in bebe, and E as in… ‘Ello there mate.


Rachel: Joey, you can’t steal an award.

Joey: I’m not stealing it. I’m accepting it on her behalf.

Rachel: You don’t even know what behalf means.

Joey: I know what it means. It’s a verb. As in, I behalfing it.


Monica: Look, Joey feels really bad for what happened. He thinks you hate him. He wants to move to Vermont.

Ross: I don’t hate him. It’s just… You know what, I’ll go talk to him. It’s not his fault.

Monica: Thank you. He already asked me where he could exchange his dollars for Vermont money.


{Ross is wearing a white suit}

Monica: I like it even better on you than on Colonel Sanders.

Ross: Look, I just came here to tell you guys something.

Rachel: Oh. Was it how you invented the cotton gin?



Ross: Rachel won’t talk to me. She won’t even let me in the apartment.

Phoebe: Hmmm, I wonder why, pervert?

Ross: I’m not a pervert.

Phoebe: Please, that’s the pervert motto. They have you raise your right hand, put your left hand in your pants and say that.


Phoebe: You name one woman that you broke up with for a real reason.

Chandler: Maureen Rosilla.

Ross: “‘Cause she doesn’t hate Yanni” is not a real reason.


Rachel: See? Unisex.

Joey: Maybe you need sex. I just had it a few days ago.

Rachel: No, Joey, U-N-I-sex.

Joey: I wouldn’t say no to that.


Joey: How you doin’?


Phoebe: If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.


Ross: I grew up in a house with Monica, okay. If you didn’t eat fast, you didn’t eat.


{Ross has just whitened his teeth}

Ross: Hey, Rachel, did you notice…

Rachel: Your teeth? Yeah, I saw them from outside.


{Chandler’s roommate, Eddie has just accused him of sleeping with his ex girlfriend and killing his fish}

Phoebe: Why would you kill his fish?

Chandler: Because, Phoebe, sometimes after you sleep with someone you have to kill a fish.


Ross: Yeah, well, Hurricane Gloria didn’t break the porch swing, Monica did!


Monica: Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds.

Chandler: Uh, so how many cameras are actually on you?


Monica: Ross we better stick to the routine; we don’t want to look stupid.