Best ‘The Naked Gun’ Quotes of All Time with Gifs 2015

It’s been over 26 years since The Naked Gun was released, but the quotes are timeless. I still remember going to see this in the movie theater when I was in junior high (and never mind calculating how old I am). It was funny then and it’s still funny today. Without further ado, here are some of the best quotes in no particular order…

Frank: Nice beaver!

Jane: Thank you. I just had it stuffed.

Frank: It’s the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year’s Day.

Jane: Goodyear?

Frank: No, the worst.

Frank: Bingo!

Vincent Ludwig: Cuban?

Frank: No, Dutch-Irish. My father was from Wales.

Frank: It’s true what they say: Cops and women don’t mix. It’s like eating a spoonful of Drano; sure, it’ll clean you out, but it’ll leave you hollow inside.

Jane: Would you like a nightcap?

Frank: No, thank you, I don’t wear them.

Frank: It’s fourth and fifteen and you’re looking at a full-court press.

Ludwig: So they were able to get him to the hospital in time?

Frank: Yes, he’s in the intensive care ward at Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle.

Frank: Protecting the Queen’s safety is a task that is gladly accepted by Police Squad. No matter how silly the idea of having a queen might be to us, as Americans, we must be gracious and considerate hosts.