The jokes are funnier, the situation is more dramatic, and we’re not in the past anymore, Elaine. This… is the FUTURE. Here are the 7 best reasons why Airplane II is actually better than the original Airplane.
7. Coffee is very important
6. There are vacuums in space
5. Otto got lucky.
4. Because the Enterprise Showed up
3. Striker? Striker? Striker? Striker? Striker? STRIKE HER!
2. No Tower? Why the HELL aren’t I notified about these things?
1. Well, let’s see: First, the Earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes-Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di’s clothes.