Patrick Swayze (RIP) is the best bouncer in the business. So naturally he starts a fight every night and wins them all. They don’t make bars like they used to…

1.  You are the bouncers, I am the cooler…

2.  Nothing a few staples can’t fix!

3.  You’re too stupid to have a good time.

4.  Can I buy you guys a drink?

6.  Oh, everyone in the 80’s drove a Monster truck.

7.  I love you Mijo.

8.  Prepare to Die!

9.  There is of course a shootout…

10.  The End.