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The Best Scenes From Road House

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Patrick Swayze (RIP) is the best bouncer in the business. So naturally he starts a fight every night and wins them all. They don’t make bars like they used to…

1.  You are the bouncers, I am the cooler…

 

2.  Nothing a few staples can’t fix!

 

3.  You’re too stupid to have a good time.

 

4.  Can I buy you guys a drink?

 

6.  Oh, everyone in the 80’s drove a Monster truck.

 

7.  I love you Mijo.

 

8.  Prepare to Die!

 

9.  There is of course a shootout…

 

10.  The End.

 

MEET THE EDITOR
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Ross Geisel

Whiskey & Bourbon Editor Ross has been reviewing, researching, and hands-on testings dozens and dozens of bourbons, whiskeys and ryes for Brostrick starting in 2014. Ross enjoys all things Pappy Van Winkle, bourbon ice cubes, coming up with a wide variety of bourbon-related cocktails, and can quote just about any famous movie line from even the most obscure movies from the 80s.

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