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Mike Myers is one of the funniest cast members in the history of Saturday Night Live. It was tough to narrow down, but here are his greatest Characters of All Time.
#5. Dieter
“Now is the time on Sprockets where we dance!”
#4 Linda Richman
“I’m a little verklempt – Talk amongst yourselves – I’ll give you a topic, The Holy Roman Empire, was neither Holy, nor Roman, nor an Empire – Discuss”
#3 Philip
“I’m Hypoglycemic and Hyperactive. I’m a Hyper Hypo.”
#2 Wayne Campbell
“Hey! Garth, get it together, man. ‘Cause if you hurl, and I catch a whiff of it, man, I’m gonna spew. And if I blow chunks, chances are someone else is gonna honk, alright? And that’s gonna set off a parastolic reaction, alright?”
#1 Simon
“Don’t look at my bum. Bum looker, Chickie monkey”
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