I have a feeling quite a few of us may have a pretty good shot at living a long life. Agnes Fenton recently turned 110. As in, years old. Per usual, she was asked the secret to her longevity. Was it staying single? Nope. It wasn’t even cooking with butter and drinking Mountain Dew, day in and day out. It’s imbibing in:
“three cans of Miller High Life a day and a shot of good booze at 5 p.m.”
…With her liquor of choice being Johnny Walker Blue. She hasn’t been able to drink quite like she used to, but I’m not calling her a quitter. Happy Birthday Agnes…and many happy returns. Cheers.