Shut. The. Cream. Filled. Door.
Oreo just released a new way to knock us off of our pre-holiday diet by introducing the creme-filled 10 inch Oreo Churro. We’re going to just let that sync in for a second. You see, not only can you buy the regular Oreo churros that, don’t quote us, were potentially handmade by Jesus Claus, but you can also buy the newer bite-sized ones that have sprinkled crumb sugar all over them.
The CEO of this Oreo jam has said,
“With five different varieties of filled and non-filled OREO Churros available, we feel confident the portfolio now fits into any snacking occasion – whether around the table, in the car, at a movie theatre, on the sidelines of a sporting event or wherever else our consumers enjoy time with family and friends.”
Personally we plan on eating them in the fetal position in our bedroom (on the floor) with the shades drawn and the lights off. Oh, also these will most likely be our New Years plans. Join us, won’t you?
Oreo Churros will be available nationwide and you can buy them at your local grocer. If he doesn’t have ’em, find another grocer. Duh.