While the rest of us were living the life this summer, Kermit the Frog was superbusy. He didn’t waste any time moving on after his break up with Miss Piggy. He’s evidently dating Denise. Denise. This may or may not be a puppet publicity stunt. I’m sure it’s no coincidence that this coincides with the New Muppet Show premiering later this month. Kermit is suspect. I just hope they’ll be able to keep it professional whilst they work on the show together (which will never be the same without John Denver). So, has Kermit upgraded you ask? (no you didn’t) You be the judge. Kermit tweeted out a picture of Denise…Nice, Kermit has Twitter and I don’t.
