If you’re like me, you won’t consider living anywhere for less than $80 million. So it only makes sense to look into this $95 million Manhattan penthouse located at 795 Fifth Ave on top of the Pierre Hotel. Let’s take a peek, shall we? It’s free.
Located on the 41st, 42nd AND 43rd floors, this 16 room penthouse has everything you need, except wood paneled walls (allegedly) so you’ll have to suffer in this boring living room…even though Sotheby’s claims it’s literally the most magnificent privately owned room in the world. #ProveIt. Clearly they’ve never seen Mama June’s living room from Honey Boo Boo, but whatever.
Enjoy the view no matter where you are thanks to the four adjoining terraces. Overlook Central Park and watch the leaves change colors whilst you count your money and play a quick game of “Which Room Did I Hide My Mistress?” Fun for the whole family!
If this staircase isn’t for you, feel free to take your private elevator so you can get to and from your five master bedrooms, six full baths, five working fireplaces, separate guest suits and staff bedrooms and bath.
End all your days (and possibly your life) with your own private roof deck…of course. Seems a little snug if you ask me.
Either way I’m going to make an offer and/or see if the new owners would consider adopting me because, you know, it worked for little orphan Annie so I think this is a fool proof plan. Editors Note: I live in a 500* square foot studio apartment in Manhattan.