It seems like just yesterday we celebrated the GQ Men of the Year Awards. I jest. I didn’t even know this was a thing. Perhaps it’s because it takes place in Britain and I was under the impression that Britain was a fictitious place only in Harry Potter. Clearly my 6th grade Social Studies book was missing a few chapters #CatholicSchool.
The Awards took place just moments ago and I was shocked, stunned, and internally bruised that Lindsay Lohan did NOT win the “Woman of the Year” award. Maybe England didn’t get a copy of “Liz & Dick” yet? I mean, the freckles alone. Alas, LindsLo is no longer in the running because the award went to none other than Kim Kardashian. Others nominated in the category were her breasts and, well, that raps it up.
Kim’s acceptance speech was a dream come true:
What a huge honor to win Woman of the Year. It’s so special. I want to thank my husband for making me feel like the Woman of the Year every single day.”
Kim’s dress was a special mix of a black leather one piece bathing suit and what I can only assume is fancy silver netting that they use to catch fish in bulk. You know the kind. Congratulations Kim. Britain, you can have her.