Look. We get it. Words can be fun. They keep you young. Here’s the thing…we’re not young or fun. We’re old and crabby. And so are you, right? Now don’t get us wrong, it’s not like we’re the moral compass of society but one thing we know for sure is that you need to tell your friends to stop saying these 14 words and phrases. Like, it’s totes not a thing anymore. Ok bae?
1. Totes
Nope. Not even when you keep saying it with “magotes.” All done.
2. Sorry, Not Sorry
Are ya now? And stop captioning all your vacation Instagram pictures with this. All done.
3. Just Sayin’
It was cool in 2006, really. Now? Not so much. It’s the Myspace of phrases. All done.
4. Obvi
Even middle-schoolers eye-roll at this. Don’t ask me how I know. All done.
5. On Fleek
Technically we don’t know what this means, but we go Aretha when we hear someone say it. All done.
6. Hashtag #
You already knew this. We already knew this. We’re still guilty of this one. #AllDone
7. Bye Felicia
When it takes white people, LITERALLY, 20 years to pick up this phrase….all done.
8. Yolo
This doesn’t excuse your poor drunken decisions (trust us, we’ve tried…repeatedly). All done.
9. Cray/Cray Cray
Ok now. All done.
10. Feels/All the Feels
We gave this a whirl for a week. We got one laugh. All done.
11. …Said No One Ever
This is the equivalent of the sidewards winky face on old school text messages. All done.
12. Ratchet
We never understood it. All done.
13. It Is What It Is
“Denying raises since 1999.” All done.
14. Bae
Do you mean ‘babe?” We seriously don’t know. Is this like when you use your hands to form a heart shape? We’re old. And miserable. All done.
So now that we’re all on the same page, how many of these are you guilty of? We checked off 10/14…so maybe we won’t retire these phrases after all. Deuces!
Ugh. Add “deuces” to that list.
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