There is nothing quite like sitting down and having a stranger bring you food and drink and then take it away when you are done.
However, there are a few annoying things that NEED to go.
#9. Taking your plate away when you aren’t finish
#8. Telling you the specials (really long and complicated specials) when you already know what you’re ordering and you just want food in your belly.
#7. Asking if you want soup or salad but saying it really fast? It sounds like you’re saying super salad and yes that’s exactly what I want.
#6. When they sit down next to you or kneel at the table.
#5. When they disappear for like 20 minutes.
#4. When they tell you their name. Sorry, I won’t remember in 2 minutes.
#3 Asking “Any room for dessert?” There is something very disconcerting about that question. Too Scientific for my liking.
#2 Asking if you need change? Yes, I need change. Always assume I need change.
#1. Them being replaced by an IPad.
Also, Please don’t spit in my food. This was all in good fun.
