Infamous Real Housewife of New Jersey, Teresa Giudice, is officially in prison. Teresa, who was sentenced to 15-months in the clink-a-link for a variety of financial fraud “issues” allegedly reported to her new Danbury, CT prison-home at 3 am on January 5th, 7 hours earlier than when she was required to report. I say let her out, already, due to that good behavior!
Tre was accompanied by her lawyer and not her husband, Joe, who will begin his 41-month sentence when Tre wraps hers up. Apparently things are already going really well in the slammer-lammer-ding-dong as her lawyer stated:
Teresa is a very strong woman. She won’t have any problems in there. When we arrived at Danbury, everyone we encountered was extremely courteous and respectful.”
In case your wondering, Teresa’s prison is the same prison that was the inspiration for the hit Netflix series, Orange is the New Black. It’s only a matter of time before Tre is making homemade hooch-marinara out of her toilet and performing in the year-end holiday pageant.
Here’s how I feel about Tre being in the clink and not in the spotlight for 15 more months.
Here’s some Valentine’s Day Gifts you can send to Tre! Flip through all 16!
Editors picks for the best Valentine's Day gifts for her in 2015. Flip through our favorite gifts for your wife, girlfriend, mom, or mistress. And every women in between.
For the Beauty Lover: Flowers Every Month
And how about flowers that are grown in South America on the border of a volcano 10,000 feet about sea level?
For the Zen: Fresh Life Candle
Perfect scents of sensual citrus that'll keep you thinking of spring even when it's winter.
For the Sampler: Birchbox of the Month
Deluxe beauty product samples delivered to your door every month. Let her test out new things each and every month. She'll love it!
For the Bling: Lulu Frost Mystique Necklace
Inspired by vintage estate jewelry a mysterious mix of sapphire colored crystals and jet black accents.
J. Crew $375
For the Refresher: Clean Shower Fresh
A great soapy "from the shower" scent that's light and airy. Perfect for her to toss in her gym bag or keep in her desk at work to use between meetings.
For the Reader: What I Know for Sure by Oprah
Life long lessons from Oprah herself that'll help guide you along your journey and land you in the attitude of gratitude.
For the Snuggler: Faux Fur Throw Blanket
Long shaggy white faux fur blanket is the perfect Sunday nap time companion. Of course, when you're not around that is.
Pottery Barn $49.99
For the Texter: The iPhone 6 in Gold
Because you know she deserves an upgrade. Plus even you think the gold option is kinda cool.
Apple $199 (starting price)
For the Selfie Addict: Your FACE on a Marshamallow
A custom made selfie marshmallow? Yes please! Send her 9 with your face on them, you know, for sport.
For the Trendster: Wayfarer Wooden Sunglasses
Classic, yet trendy, Wayfarer style make Shwood's flagship sunglasses the perfect gift for any gal in your life.
For the Multi-Tasker: Makeup Organizer & iPad Docking Station
For all those times she's watching makeup or hairstyle hacks on Youtube (ask her) she can now practice at the same time.
For the Kid at Heart: King of Diamonds Pinball Machine
Ok fine this one's for you too. But at least you can both play a competitive game of pinball together. Go ahead, splurge!
Restoration Hardware $3,995
For the Yogi: The Extra Long Yoga Mat
Extra long and extra wide yoga mat perfect for maximum stretching
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