Phil Collins has announced he is coming out of retirement and the internet is not happy. Over 3,000 people have signed a petition at change.org to stop him. Here are some of the reasons:
“I struggled for years with addiction to Phil Collins’s music. Just take a look at me now.”
Greg Stone, Newcastle upon Tyne, United Kingdom
“If we can send people to space, then we can stop Phil Collins. Or send Phil Collins to space.
laurent DENE, Bern, Switzerland
When I was a child, Phil Collins gave a concert on a campus near my home. I could hear his weird pervy groans in my bedroom. It kept me up half the night and caused my rhythm-related organs to atrophy, and to this day, I can’t dance.
Aaron Mercier, Austin, TX
If you do one thing this week people, please sign this petition. We don’t need another land of confusion. Think of the children.
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