Nothing! Congratulations. You may have heard the story about a woman from New York, who sued her 12 year old nephew for jumping excitedly into her arms on his 8th birthday…which resulted in her broken wrist when they tumbled to the ground (and then you say). Jennifer Connell, who is the boy’s aunt, felt as though he should have known that was a terrible idea and was seeking $127,000 in damages. I’m sorry? Does this kid actually have $127,000? Because if I was ever seeking damages from any of my children, I’d be limited to 2 Mr. Potato Heads, a Lego collection and one hell of a kingdom in Minecraft (There are waterslides!). After deliberating for 20 minutes, she was awarded zero dollars and zero cents. How awkward must their family parties be now?