1. Beyonce
2. Jay Z
3. Justin Timberlake
4. Sam Smith
5. Justin Timberlake’s Emoji Poop Mask
6. Karlie Kloss
7. HAIM
Taylor Swift celebrated her 25th birthday last night in sunny NYC with a bunch of her closest friends (all pictured and named above) and, clearly, it was much better than my 25th birthday…and probably yours. Mine consisted of a round of “power hour’ followed by a flip cup tournament, bad decisions, additional drinking, more bad decisions and a quick round of “can anyone outside this bathroom hear me vomiting right now?” Either way, happy 25th TSwift! I’m old.
A closer look: