The Best Quotes from So I Married an Ax Murderer

Pretty much every single line uttered in So I Married An Ax Murderer is absolute perfection.  It is Mike Myers as what I imagine he is like in real life but funnier plus his insane yet lovable Scottish father and poor, poor unappreciated Head.

Turn off the Bay City Rollers, say a little prayer for Ralph Eliot, and check out 9 of the best quotes.


Not to mention that he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly.


That is not going to work on the hard hearted harbinger of haggis.


Poor Head.


This is practically Shakespearean.  I like the nightlife.  I like to boogie.


Best argument over a check ever.


Poor Head again.


I love Vicky.  He’s a great guy.  He’s the Best.


Poor Head one last time.


To this day, this is how I know I’m at a good party.

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