The Best Quotes from So I Married an Ax Murderer

Pretty much every single line uttered in So I Married An Ax Murderer is absolute perfection.  It is Mike Myers as what I imagine he is like in real life but funnier plus his insane yet lovable Scottish father and poor, poor unappreciated Head.

Turn off the Bay City Rollers, say a little prayer for Ralph Eliot, and check out 9 of the best quotes.

#9


Not to mention that he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly.

#8


That is not going to work on the hard hearted harbinger of haggis.

#7


Poor Head.

#6


This is practically Shakespearean.  I like the nightlife.  I like to boogie.

#5


Best argument over a check ever.

#4


Poor Head again.

#3


I love Vicky.  He’s a great guy.  He’s the Best.

#2


Poor Head one last time.

#1


To this day, this is how I know I’m at a good party.

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